I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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