Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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