She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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