let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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