Well douche your snatch and let's go!
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
