Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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