K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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