ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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