Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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