is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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