ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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