i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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