I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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