Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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