You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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