I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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