we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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