I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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