weddingsv make me drug and hornr
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Randomize
