He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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