Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(678): View more from Georgia

He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?

(770): View more from Georgia

I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."

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(574): View more from Indiana

Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.

(260): View more from Indiana

At least you didn't call me Brittany this time

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(289): View more from Ontario

You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!

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(360): View more from Washington

That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.

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(913): View more from Kansas

So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.

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