At least make sure they are 18
Why
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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