the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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