Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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