i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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