haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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