i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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