The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
