At least make sure they are 18
Why
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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