): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
she peed on how many people?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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