She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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