On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Randomize
