I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
high people should be assigned attendants
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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