so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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