We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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