does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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