no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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