Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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