i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i think my mom watched the whole time
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
PS: I just woke up from my shower
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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