Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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