I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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