she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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