I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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