would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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