Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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