did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Do you remember whose house we're in?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
