i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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