you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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