I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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