He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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